Saturday, February 23, 2008

I'm cursed.

Every time I go out of my way to be nice to someone, I get screwed.
About a month ago, an ex-co-worker of mine came in to where I work and asked if she could wash her car (we have a car wash bay, so this was not uncommon). The problem was that I didn't really like this partucular ex-co-worker. I always felt that she was pretty useless. She sat on her lazy ass all the time and make me work harder to pick up her slack. Grrr.
I distinctly recall myself thinking "Don't be a dick" and I let her wash her car, and I told her the same thing I tell everyone who uses our bay, "Don't make a mess."
Needless to say, she made an incredible mess. She had just gotten married, and her car had been decorated with those waxy animal crackers, marshmallow, and chunks of chocolate. I have come to understand that this is called "S'more-ing". If I need to explain to you how incredibly stupid and childish this is, you should probably take your own life. Soooo...take a pressure washer that sprays hot water then spray these ingredients around an enclosed space and what do you get? Half-melted S'mores all over the wash bay.
Then she left without cleaning any of it.
*sigh*
If I had been the aforementioned dick, then she wouldn't have made a mess (that I had to clean up) and that's the end of it. Needless to say, I shall never let her use our facilities ever, ever again.
I've got a million examples like this, but I don't really feel like dwelling on this crap right now.

No comments: