Yeah, I know it's been forever...

A sincere apology to both of my loyal readers. I know that your lives are much emptier without me. That was sarcasm, Mom.

Anyhoo, I'm at work, bored, and I thought I'd post some things that make me laugh. Without further ado...








I know I'll burn for laughing at this, but oh well.



Maybe I'll again post before the world ends in 2012. Who knows.

another meme...

These are the first fifteen songs to play on my iTunes on shuffle with no fudging, skipping, deleting, adding, etc.

1. Underworld - Pearl's Girl (live)
2. Ladytron - Ghosts
3. Nina Simone - Go To Hell
4. The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Shirt Jac
5. Bad Religion - The Biggest Killer In American History
6. Neko Case - Wish I Was the Moon Tonight
7. Oingo Boingo - Who Do You Want To Be
8. George Michael - Freedom 90
9. Miles Davis - So What
10. Beastie Boys - Pass the Mic
11. Marvin Gaye - Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler)
12. Rancid - Bloodclot
13. Pixies - Debaser
14. the Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
15. Nine Inch Nails - Cornoa Radiata

This is definitely a mix I'd listen to (although I would like to alter the order, I guess that's the old DJ in me) and it's not embarassing to show to the world. Yay!

The comedy stylings of Dr. Victor Von Doom

This is the funniest thing I've seen in quite awhile. Enjoy.

NSFW. Unless your boss likes the F word.

Why I Hate People Reason #541

Is there a reason for people with an abundance of phlegm in their sinuses to continuously and loudly snort and rearrange said phlegm around their sinus cavity instead of spitting it out or blowing their nose? And if you absolutely must retain said phlegm instead of ejecting it, must you do it within scant feet of me?

I'm sorry (not really) if you have a cold, sinus infection, or hereditary snot condition, but I really, really don't want to hear it (let alone see the faces you make while doing so.) Take some drugs, blow it out (tissues and hankies exist for a reason) or swallow it.

Does this guy have so little sense of self that he's making these faces/noises without understanding how foul he is and/or that most people don't want it as a part of their lives?

Seriously, dude, you're making my stomach a little queasy over here.

Back from the dead...

So I've been gone awhile (I'm sure that both of my dear readers barely noticed) and now I'm back, hopefully, with more consistency.

Here's the quick breakdown of wha's bin happenin'.

I moved to Shelley, Idaho in late April. I have now moved back to a different apartment in Idaho Falls. I don't even think the story is worth telling. It wasn't a horrible choice, just the wrong choice, and now I'm setting it right.

My Mom moved away. To Phoenix. This is a good/bad thing. Suffice it to say, I think it's the right move for her, and I hope that all will be swell for her there.

This means I have moved myself and helped another person move for a total of three moves in five weeks. I hate moving.

I had lost 23 pounds. 'Had' being the operative word there. I have gained back 13, resulting in a net loss of 10 (for you not-math majors out there.) I now live five minutes from the gym and I've started going again.

I hate my jobs. This will be it's own blog someday.

Speaking of jobs, I'm at one of them now and I prolly shouldn't be writing this, so I'll take my leave.

I'll be back soon. I promise.

Bradley

Movies I watched in March, 2009

The other day I turned on my DVR and discovered that it was 98% full. There were a few things on there that I didn't care about, but after I deleted them I still had 94% fillage. So I started watching shows that I had meant to watch forever and ever. Thus, in March, I watched less movies, and more TV. Here's what I watched, and they are, as always, in alphabetical order...

MOVIES:
District B13
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (about 10 times)
Employee of the Month
Knowing (one of the worst movies I've seen in a looong time)
Let the Right One In
Quantum of Solace
Reservoir Dogs
Stardust
Zack and Miri Make a Porno

TV:
Four episodes of the Dollhouse
Six episodes of Fringe
Six episodes of Life
Five episodes of No Reservations (Azures, Chicago, New York, Washington D.C., Mexico)
many and various cooking/travel shows

So there you have the month of March and the crap I watched. Hopefully you've all seen Dr. Horrible and none of you have seen Knowing.

My inner twelve-year-old is pleased...

For a long while now, my favorite baseball player name has been Albert Pujols. Why, you ask? Because it's pronounced "poo-holes". I can't hear that name or see his picture without smiling. Because I'm a child. An immature child. Pujols, seen here,



plays first base for the St. Louis Cardinals and he hits the ball really, really far.

So last night I'm watching the much-maligned World Baseball Classic (it's maligned mostly because it sucks) and Japan was playing Korea because the USA slacksters had been eliminated and who should come to the plate but my new favorite name, Bum Ho Lee.



Lee ripped a shot to left that sent the game to extra innings, but that wasn't important. What was important was the grown men professional sportscasters who had to say his name over and over again. I giggled for an hour.

Am I alone here? Does anybody else think this is funny? Cartman? Beavis? Back me up here.

And while we're on the topic of what my inner moron thinks is funny, I present to you a veritable potpourri of celebrity shtuff that amuses...












Okay bye bye.