My inner twelve-year-old is pleased...

For a long while now, my favorite baseball player name has been Albert Pujols. Why, you ask? Because it's pronounced "poo-holes". I can't hear that name or see his picture without smiling. Because I'm a child. An immature child. Pujols, seen here,



plays first base for the St. Louis Cardinals and he hits the ball really, really far.

So last night I'm watching the much-maligned World Baseball Classic (it's maligned mostly because it sucks) and Japan was playing Korea because the USA slacksters had been eliminated and who should come to the plate but my new favorite name, Bum Ho Lee.



Lee ripped a shot to left that sent the game to extra innings, but that wasn't important. What was important was the grown men professional sportscasters who had to say his name over and over again. I giggled for an hour.

Am I alone here? Does anybody else think this is funny? Cartman? Beavis? Back me up here.

And while we're on the topic of what my inner moron thinks is funny, I present to you a veritable potpourri of celebrity shtuff that amuses...












Okay bye bye.