Oh, man. That is a beard of which to be proud. I didn't you know you had it in you. It should be your new religion to grow and maintain that mighty main. Sorry for the terrible alliterations. Never shave it.
Beards are nice, I mean, at least it's not a "flavor saver" or a "landing strip" -- wait can one have those on their face or is it stripper-coot exclusive?
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Holy. Crap.
Are you planning on entering some ill-advised contest to be held in some small-town Nevada bar or something?
Does your girlfriend Courtney Love tell you she loves "the bouncer look?"
Is Dan Haggerty looking for a stunt-beard double?
Can you store food and/or weapons in that bad boy?
Have you thought about trimming that nose hair?
Vincent Gallo called. He wants his beard back.
So kind of you to love the small creatures of the forest to give them somewhere to live.
and by the way, what are you standing in front of? Issac Hayes' chest in 1977?
Oh, man. That is a beard of which to be proud. I didn't you know you had it in you. It should be your new religion to grow and maintain that mighty main. Sorry for the terrible alliterations. Never shave it.
Dirty Bill
It's kind of glorious and impressive.
Beards are nice, I mean, at least it's not a "flavor saver" or a "landing strip" -- wait can one have those on their face or is it stripper-coot exclusive?
I'm pretty sure I've seen this image in a temple in Southeast Asia.
All joking aside your beard is the color of cowards.
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